Did she just say...?

So, I was discussing exercise with my co-workers. We were discussing the body types that we would like. I overall would like to be less jiggly. I would also like my butt to curve outward instead of inward...you know like a closed parenthesis instead of an open one.

Anyhoo, the conversation goes like so...

Me: I want my butt to be round (and everything else I said above).
Co-worker A: I want my butt to be firm
Co-worker B: Well, guys don't like hard butts and I like anal...
Me: *blank stare*


Hmm, I'm pretty sure I could have went the rest of my life without knowing that my co-worker likes anal!!!
No offense to those who enjoy that sort of play, but I by no means want to discuss it with you. Some things are better left unsaid.

I guess I was just NOT prepared for weight loss to be so revealing...